So, I’ve been away for a bit.

Sorry about that.   My laptop has had issues for a while with charging, and it finally gave up on me.  It was out of commission until my talented hubby could get the right part and solder a new pluggy-in-thingy (that’s the technical term) to the motherboard.

But happily, all is well again, and I’m back now.  I’ll be writing something brilliant and insightful for you in a bit (that is a terrible lie; I’ll write something silly and inconsequential, but hilariously funny – or at least mildly amusing), but in the meantime, here’s a corny IM conversation I had with my husband to hold you over:

 

ME:   dib just threw up corn husk – i bet that’s what’s making him sick.

so, i read this “There are no reported toxicities associated with Corn Husk ingestion in cats. It is very unlikely that the husk itself causes a problem, but there are certain molds that can affect corn that may be an issue.”

 

MIKE:   ahh

 

ME:    this corn is wormy and a bit moly at the tips of the ears.

moldy

moly corn is another issue entirely.

‘specially if it has holes.

 

MIKE:   throw it out

 

ME:   then its holy moly corn.

i did

 

MIKE: nice

are you making sounds for it as you throw it away?

 it’s foley’d holy moly corn

 

ME:   lol

hey, it keeps moving across the table when i try to pick it up…

it’s roly poley foley’d holy moley corn.

 

MIKE:   is there only one ear left?

it’s soley roly poley foley’d holy moley corn

wow a conversation worthy of the blogess

 

ME:   oddly enough, there’s a shallow body of water on the table, and the corn got stuck in it…

it’s shoaly soley roly poley foley’d holy moley corn.

and it likes to go for walks.

it’s strolly shoaly soley roly poley foley’d holy moley corn

 

MIKE:   this

 

I win all of the things.