My name is Rachel. I live in a house with a Ninja Prince, two Pretty Princesses, a Pudgy Puss, and a very Patient Husband.
Here are some things you probably don’t know about me.
1. I write stuff, sometimes.
2. Also, pictures.
3. I like Norse mythology, TV shows about crab fishing and/or vampires, and short walks on the beach- because long walks make me tired, and the time could much better be spent sitting on my butt, surfing random websites.
4. Sporks are nifty. (This is not about me, but is actually fact. I have scientific, possibly made up statistics to prove it.) Also, they are Swedish (This is also fact, backed up by fabricated documentation).
5. Did I mention I am obsessed with Sweden for some reason?
6. I am insane sometimes. Not the stark-raving-mad-locked-in-a-padded-cell-drooling-on-my-pillow kind of insanity; the what’s-wrong-with-her-why-is-she-talking-100-miles-a minute-and-making-half-finished-sculptures-of-lion-cubs-out-of-old-Victoria’s-Secret-boxes?” kind of insanity. But it responds well to medication and is therefore usually of short duration.
7. This is my blog.
Enjoy.




